Jeremy Rockin' The Suburbs (Infamy)

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Jeremy Rockin' The Suburbs (Infamy)

Post  Jimmy James on Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:20 am

Jeremy Rock can be seen backstage with a toy guitar as he is "tuning" it. He mashes the buttons and nods his head to a slow beat. While dressed in a black zip-up jacket and his red leather wrestling pants, he also has a baseball bat with Snoopy from Peanuts as Joe Cool on the front of it.
Commissioner Adam Harvey walks by in the frame, then stops, and back tracks to Jeremy. He looks on as Jeremy tunes the guitar.

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Adam Harvey: "Uh... Jeremy?"
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Jeremy looks up at his boss and surprisingly smiles at Adam.
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Jeremy Rock: "Hey Commissioner. What's up?"
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Adam Harvey: "Nothing, what are you up to?"
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Jeremy Rock: "Ready to debut my new genre tonight as you asked."
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Adam looks Jeremy up and down as the former "Heavy Metal Messiah" stands up. He stops at the Snoopy hat but before he askes about it, Jeremy puts his hand up.
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Jeremy Rock: "What? I dig Snoopy and Christy got it for me as a gift at the fair."
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Adam Harvey: "Fair enough, but I have a question about this guitar."
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Jeremy holds back a laugh but a smile creeps across his face.
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Jeremy Rock: "There is plenty of genres out there that have a guitar too, Adam. Just like the one I'm doing tonight, it has a guitar along with other instruments."
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Adam Harvey: "Well, I can't wait to hear it personally. You did a great "Rockstar" parody last time and I think you will do another great one tonight."
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While Adam is straight faced, Jeremy looks confused.
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Jeremy Rock: "Parody? You must be mistaking me for someone else. Everything I write is professionally written by me, and no one else."
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Adam Harvey: "Right... any way... good luck in your main event match tonight against Victor Machado. It's a big deal if you win so I just want to wish you luck."
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Jeremy Rock: "Don't need it. This rockin' jam will make him quit he'll be so scared."
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Adam Harvey: "Really? I'd love to hear it."
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Jeremy Rock: "Sweet. Just let me take this jacket off."
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Jeremy turns around letting his back face Adam. After Jeremy quickly takes the jacket off, Adam is shown a Over the Edge logo, parodying the Over the Hedge movie's logo. Once he turns back to Adam, the front of Jeremy's shirt is shown to have the words "Jeremy Rockin' The Suburbs" on it. Jeremy begins tapping his foot and pressing buttons on his plastic guitar, getting into the groove of the song.
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Jeremy Rock: "Y'all don't know what it's like,
Being male, a wrestler, and white,
It's a dog, if you don't believe,
Please stream my new CD,
ShamWow!
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I got poop runnin' through my brain,
It's so intense that I can't explain,
All alone while I drink champagne,
Shake your booty to my mind migraine!
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I'm rockin' the suburbs,
Just like Benjamin Folds did,
I'm rockin' the suburbs,
Except that he was talented,
I'm rockin' the suburbs,
I take the checks and face the facts,
That some producer with computers ruins all my awesome tracks!
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I'm very mad, but I'm too polite,
When people break in the Chipotle line,
Mom and Dad I'm gonna play Fortnite,
And gonna cuss in the mic tonight!
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I don't know how much I can take,
Girl, give me something I can break!
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I'm rockin' the suburbs,
Just like Jonas Brothers did,
I'm rockin' the suburbs,
Except that they were talented,
I'm rockin' the suburbs,
I take the checks and face the facts,
That some producer with computers ruins all my awesome tracks!"

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Jeremy stops strumming the guitar and Adam starts to clap for the musician in front of him.
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Adam Harvey: "Great, and Ben Folds is a great singer."
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Jeremy Rock: "I know right. I've only heard his recent stuff."
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Adam chuckles and pats Jeremy on the shoulder he walks away.
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Adam Harvey: "Good luck out there."
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Jeremy watches as Adam walks away with a smile on his face. He gives himself a thumbs up and the screen fades out to black.
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